salty harrumph 

salty harrumph 

(Source: memewhore)

How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory
BABY:[builds tower with blocks]
ME:ok this is very good
under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
so this is a great comment
BABY:[knocks over tower]
ME:that’s right
idr3amofgenie:

jonny:

Westboro Baptist Church were here and they were PISSED.

I think my favorite is God hates the post limit. 

idr3amofgenie:

jonny:

Westboro Baptist Church were here and they were PISSED.

I think my favorite is God hates the post limit. 

(Source: chakram-warrior)

gnumblr:

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin.

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

always-kira-lee:


Who knew

always-kira-lee:

Who knew

(Source: totallymorgan)